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Attention! Attention!

from Cuts by paulfcook

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I got the 'lyrics' for this from a ridiculous spam email and, prompted by a friend's comment, decided to turn it into a track. I fed the email into a text to speech generator which dialed up the the weirdness and gave it added rhythm. When life gives you spam make spamonade.

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Attention!!!
Attention!!

YOUR REF: CLAIMS/ATM/201V `

Courage my dear, I know you will be waiting for the arrival of your ATM CARD which I was sending you an e-mail but it letter return back due to wrong e-mail address provided, I think there is a mistake in the address giving to me and that has cost me a lot of strength, but I thank God that it return
back safely. The only things now is your urgent contact directly to (International diplomatic service company) this company are in charge of delivering your ATM Card. here is there contact info.

(Director) Name= Mr.Billy Benjamin
E-mail;(diplomaticagent1142@gmail.com)
PHONE NUMBER = +1(409)422-8544

Be advised to reconfirm your address.

YOUR FULL NAME===========
YOUR PHONE NUMBER=======
YOUR COUNTRY================
OCCUPATION========
HOME ADDRESS===============

For your information, the delivering charges of your ATM Card has been paid,and Clearance Certificate Fee showing that this transaction is legitimate and not a Drug Money or Terrorist money laundry to sponsor Terrorist attack in your Country,The only money you will send to the Courier company to deliver your ATM CARD direct to your postal Address in your country is $80 Only being their Security Keeping Fees of the International diplomatic service(IDS) Courier Company so far.

Again,Don't be deceive by anybody to pay any other money except $80, I would have paid that but they said no,because they don't know when you will contact them and in case of demur-rages. You have to contact the IDS Courier Company Director for the delivery of your ATM CARD package with this information above and don't forget to call the Director Mr.Billy Benjamin with this number above for urgent delivery as a matter of facts, make sure as the rightful beneficiary of the ATM CARD package of $4.5 million usd,you must contact them by indicating the code (ATM/201V) to enable them deliver the ATM package as they have it in their record.

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from Cuts, track released April 18, 2019
paulfcook: guitar, keyboards, sound editing

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paulfcook London, UK

paulfcook writes, produces & remixes using acoustic and electronic instruments & field recordings. He is a member of the London/Liverpool group Skylon (skylonband.bandcamp.com).

He has been played on Tom Robinson's 6Music show, Mixtape, & Elizabeth Alker's Radio 3 show Unclassified, as well as Exile FM's Monday Night Ride Out & Trust The Doc radio shows.

Paul writes about music for Joyzine.org
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