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No Musical Talent
02:58
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Blues Man
03:10
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St. George
03:28
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Tiny Minds
02:31
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Warm Apple Cider
03:11
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Hey dude what's happening?
Hey dude what's happening?
It tastes like warm apple cider
It tastes like warm apple cider
It tastes like warm apple cider
It tastes like "Hey dude what's happenin'?"
It tastes like warm apple cider
It tastes like warm apple cider
It tastes like warm apple cider
Warm apple cider
English people are very shy and do not speak
English people are very shy and do not speak
(What a concept)
English people are very shy and do not speak
(What a concept)
English people are very shy and do not speak
Um? Um?
Is that all?
You think he's weird? Why's he weird?
You think he's weird?
I think he's a weird dude?
You think he's weird?
Um? Yes!
Why's he weird, why's he weirder than you?
Um? Must be the suspenders!
It tastes like warm apple cider
It tastes like 'Hey dude what's happening?'
Why's he weird, why's he warm apple cider?
Why's he weird, why's he "Hey dude, what's happenin'?"
It tastes like warm apple cider
It tastes like warm apple cider
It tastes like. It tastes like
It tastes like warm apple cider
English people are very shy and do not speak
English people are very shy and do not speak. Um?
(What a concept)
English people are very warm apple cider. Um?
(What a concept)
English people are very weirder than you
Very, um, very shy
Warm apple cider, Warm apple cider
Warm apple cider, Warm apple cider
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SOAP, LEMONS, PARACETAMOL
Wake up, breathe, thank your God for breath.
Clean your teeth (is that a cough?).
Gargle with salt. Take your tea extra hot.
Keep fear at bay, and write a list.
Take back control
With soap, lemons, paracetamol.
Check the news but keep it short,
Radio for facts, the birds for true report.
What next? Oh yes. Exercise.
Stand up straight, fill your sacs.
Your stocks are low, get on your knees
And pray, facing Sainsbury’s.
Butter. Apples. Chocolate. Cheese.
Nearly noon and so little done,
Feel inessential, feeling numb.
How stuck indoors, our deeds of love.
Ambition grounded, hopes on hold.
Do your taxes, paint the shed.
Don’t think about what all this means,
Keep death at bay with games and memes.
Ignore the pressure to achieve,
Stare out the window, see that leaf
Watch it blow across the yard.
Syrup. Wine. Sugar. Lard.
Great events are best left
Unexplained when in the fire.
It needs distance to see
The Truth, cooling with time.
Two metres? Make it two years.
Leave snap judgements to the tweets of sages
And Job’s friends. Be still.
Know we’re not God.
From dust we’re made, from dust we’re raised.
Bread. Flour. Marmalade.
Late afternoon, The toll comes in
Want to hear the score again?
Worse than China, worse than Spain.
Please. Stop playing this awful game.
Some say it’s war, but that’s unfair to us and them,
When what we fight has no face, no shame,
It’s just data doing its thing.
Dad, what did you do during the plague?
I stayed indoors, got little done
And watched the wind blow through leaves and lives.
Milk. Pepper. Salad. Limes.
Fail to focus. Want to cry.
Feel low, feel late.
Please stop saying this is great
When weeks ago the talk was mean.
Now in the night the sirens scream
And the virus sneaks into our dreams.
It’s hot. Is that the fever?
Open the latch, lift the lever.
Offer thanks and praise
To the ones who’ve no time to reminisce.
Or self-improve, or say good bye.
A crash course in metaphysics for them.
Dusted in days. They’re done too soon,
Their last question sighs: why?
Wheat. Barley. Corn. Rye.
So order your affairs and complete that list.
Wash your hands and call your mum,
That neighbour, friend, your son.
Tell them what you always knew:
This life’s a gift, that Love is real,
Its touch is true, it is thing that gets us through
This moment; it will pass.
So take deep breaths and fill your soul.
The Spirit’s willing, you make that call.
Soap. Lemons. Paracetamol.
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Lightvessel Automatic
03:28
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Attention! Attention!
03:46
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Attention!!!
Attention!!
YOUR REF: CLAIMS/ATM/201V `
Courage my dear, I know you will be waiting for the arrival of your ATM CARD which I was sending you an e-mail but it letter return back due to wrong e-mail address provided, I think there is a mistake in the address giving to me and that has cost me a lot of strength, but I thank God that it return
back safely. The only things now is your urgent contact directly to (International diplomatic service company) this company are in charge of delivering your ATM Card. here is there contact info.
(Director) Name= Mr.Billy Benjamin
E-mail;(diplomaticagent1142@gmail.com)
PHONE NUMBER = +1(409)422-8544
Be advised to reconfirm your address.
YOUR FULL NAME===========
YOUR PHONE NUMBER=======
YOUR COUNTRY================
OCCUPATION========
HOME ADDRESS===============
For your information, the delivering charges of your ATM Card has been paid,and Clearance Certificate Fee showing that this transaction is legitimate and not a Drug Money or Terrorist money laundry to sponsor Terrorist attack in your Country,The only money you will send to the Courier company to deliver your ATM CARD direct to your postal Address in your country is $80 Only being their Security Keeping Fees of the International diplomatic service(IDS) Courier Company so far.
Again,Don't be deceive by anybody to pay any other money except $80, I would have paid that but they said no,because they don't know when you will contact them and in case of demur-rages. You have to contact the IDS Courier Company Director for the delivery of your ATM CARD package with this information above and don't forget to call the Director Mr.Billy Benjamin with this number above for urgent delivery as a matter of facts, make sure as the rightful beneficiary of the ATM CARD package of $4.5 million usd,you must contact them by indicating the code (ATM/201V) to enable them deliver the ATM package as they have it in their record.
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paulfcook London, UK
paulfcook writes, produces & remixes using acoustic and electronic instruments & field recordings. He is a member of the
London/Liverpool group Skylon (skylonband.bandcamp.com).
He has been played on Tom Robinson's 6Music show, Mixtape, & Elizabeth Alker's Radio 3 show Unclassified, as well as Exile FM's Monday Night Ride Out & Trust The Doc radio shows.
Paul writes about music for Joyzine.org
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